Under my Hoenn team:

• Habanero, Combusken
• Feta, Ralts
• Tomatillo, Skitty
• Durian, Electrike

Ugh. I’m so sick of men and their bullshit. OKAY. Post-breakup. What happens to some? You get hurt, you’re hung up, and eventually, you move on. I move on depending on how much I feel for the person. In example, Person X: one month; Person Z: two weeks. Get it? Sometimes, I break up with someone because I no longer feel anything for them. Kinda like Person Y. 

So what the fuck’s the deal with guys saying it takes them years (yeah that’s right; fucking years) to get over someone?

I mean, I am so sick of guys pulling this crap:
“I’m not emotionally available right now.”
“I’m just keeping my guard up.”
“Now’s not a good time for me.” 

like, then FUCK.
when will you be?
GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY.
Aren’t you supposed to be a man? I mean, I’m emotionally damaged from all the guys that have fucked me over, too, but damn… you don’t see me moping in a corner about it. Get on with life already and let someone love you.

I’ve always loved with reckless abandon, knowing that at some point, I’m going to get hurt. But that’s the thing about relationships and romance - YOU’RE GOING TO GET HURT. You don’t WILLINGLY sign up for something without knowing the consequences. AND YOU KNOW THE CRAZY THING? When I get hurt, I heal, AND THEN I LOVE AGAIN. 

But what gets me is when people are with someone, yet they’re hung up on someone else.

like
GTFO
seriously.
No one needs that shit.

Not only are you wasting your time, you’re wasting someone else’s time, AND you’re playing with their feelings. That’s not fair to them. Its not fair to anybody.
I’ve been with someone when I’m not entirely over someone else, and the only thing it does to me, is help me forget about the other person completely and move on.

AND DEAR GOD, don’t even get me started on when guys say, “I’m not entirely available to anyone right now.”

Excuse me?
“Entirely available?”

What the fuck does that even mean? So, what; do you think I’m going to settle for half? A quarter? Since when the fuck did this become a game of fucking Backgammon? WHEN WILL YOU BE ‘COMPLETELY AVAILABLE’ AGAIN? Because last time I checked, I don’t appreciate wasting my time on someone who isn’t going to be there. Let’s make a fucking checklist, shall we?

I don’t like:

• Settling for less
• Being lied to
• Being with someone who’s “not entirely available” (whatever the fuck THAT means)
• Being with someone who’s hung up on someone else (four for you, Gotye)
• Being with someone who’s not fucking ready to love or be loved
• Being with someone who wastes my time
• Being with someone who doesn’t appreciate the greatness before them that is me
• Cheaters
• Men with no class (dunno where this one came from, but its relevant)
• Liars (Yeah, its on there twice. STFU)
• Men who keep things from me (LIKE THEIR EXES HITTING THEM UP FOR SEX)
• BOYS

And I can guarantee that if you do ANY OF THESE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS

YOU. ARE. NOT. A FUCKING. MAN.

So do me a favor, and piss off. I don’t like boys, I like men. I’m not a pedophile, and I certainly don’t plan on starting now. I’m not complicated. Get a brain. Some common sense. Then come see me.

K?

Good.

Under my Hoenn team:

• Habanero, Combusken (Male)
• Feta, Ralts (Female)
• Tomatillo, Skitty (Female)

you and your lesbionic firecrotch

ohai

my birthday is in 8 days

kbye

I hope you read this, too. Bitch.